Hello, this is a message from the keywork. My birthday is next Thursday, and I need you to donate 40 dollars to the Stop Being so Fucking Selfish and Buy a Chillow for the Keywork Fund. KW can pay for whatever shipping fees/outrageous taxation applies/apply to said product. No donation too small, will accept foreign currency. If you send pogs, make sure you don't send more than you can swallow/digest/fit in your ass in addition to the size 12 boot that will place them there. Why a chillow? Stop being so fucking selfish. If you have a head on top of that generous neck of yours and you breathe, you know that everyone should own one of these:
www.chillow.com/chillow.html
Dig deep, people, buy one for yourself while you're at it. You and I deserve cool heads. And whatever is happening to us right now.
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Wet Dreams
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You should go set up an amazon.com wishlist.
But I discovered the chillow, I get it first, mofo!
Oh, and you should also become a hot chick. People enjoy buying things for hot chicks.
First one is yours, just waiting on the donations to start pouring in.
Yeah, I thought about that too. i checked up on it and apparently, I'm not hot chick material. Something about a vagina and nice legs.
"use one on your office chair for daytime comfort..."
What the...are they serious? Do peoples asses really get that hot at work? Sitting there?
Crazy. Hope you got your chillow. As ridiculous as it sounds. =)
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